humor – Greg's Stuff 'n Things

2025-06-242025-06-27

Iran, North Korea… the same pattern is used to control normies.

“OMG, Iran is just weeks away from having a nuclear bomb! Be scared!” Nutty-Yahoo has been saying this since the ’90s. So has all of the Zionist Neocons in the US government who get plenty of funding from AIPAC. All they want to do is imbue a spirit of fear and they use a Bible verse written thousands of years ago (Genesis 12:3) out of context to deceive Christians into pledging allegiance to the modern-day government of Israel. It’s absurd.

So this week, some bombs were dropped and the Iranians were given advanced warning so that they could get their people out of harm’s way. And just as Mike Adams said in his tweet, Iran got to fire missiles at some American base in Iraq or somewhere in retaliation to get it out of their system, nobody would get killed, and then there would finally be an end to the conflict. So, Iran gave advance notice of the attack on the US airbase in Qatar, and there were no casualties. Iran and Israel have now agreed to end military action.

It’s all bullcrap. Enjoy the show. I believe Iran’s leadership has already been put into checkmate internally. Now Israel can shut up about Iran being “weeks away” from having a nuke, lest they call Trump a liar and expose the whole charade. I heard that over 55,000 mosques in Iran have closed down and that Muslims are actually a minority in that country. The Ayatollah Kakameme and the “death to America” chanters are a minority, yet that is what gets put on TV to scare people.

Hopefully now there will be a genuine regime change in both Iran and Israel. All the people claiming that Trump will lead us into another quagmire war can shut up now. Netanyahu can shut up, too. Persian women are so beautiful and it’s a waste to subject them to the crap that they have to put up with in Iran. Make Iran Great Again indeed.

And Iran… Iran’s so far away…

2025-05-24

I’m a SUPER MEGA DORK!

2025-05-23

ORLY?

Everyone’s seen this classic owl meme. A few years ago, I made a few of my own one day when I was bored at work.

2025-02-19

Hey, stop it now

Ulan asked me what picture I wanted her to draw, so I asked her to draw a picture of Yoda fleeing from seagulls. This is what she drew.

“One day I was walking and I found this big log. Then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like, ‘That log had a child!'”

2025-02-172025-02-17

Get away from that payphone, you bitch!

An old meme I made several years ago. The SD Alien Queen is from a toy set Mayu got for me for Christmas one year at Suncoast Motion Picture Company (back when shopping malls were interesting in America). The NTT payphone is from a gachapon set.

2024-10-03

MAGAAAAA!

So I guess we’re pretty much at the point of WW3. Isn’t that fun. Apparently Israel’s “Iron Dome” has more holes in it and is more like a “iron colander” as one person put it. Mossad HQ was apparently obliterated, so I guess all the Epstein and P. Diddy blackmail dirt was destroyed along with it? I suppose now there are a lot of politicians and Hollywood types who are wondering if they no longer need to do whatever Israel tells them to do.

I’m rather nostalgic for the days when there wasn’t constant war, everything was cheaper, pets weren’t getting eaten, and I could enjoy MEAN TWEETS that were directed at specific individuals who were corrupt, degenerate, inept, or vicious… or a mix of all four—while the other side denigrates entire demographics of average citizens and celebrates the deaths of people in Georgia due to a bad hurricane.

I made this meme using FontMeme.com and running a CRT filter over the image.

2024-09-24

A kitty’s prayer for President Trump

A meme I made to share with fellow frogs and centipedes. Although the stupid-ass ABC debate “moderators” supposedly “fact-checked” this and claimed that it was untrue, there are not only arrest records but actual videos that these people have taken of themselves eating people’s pets. It’s pretty disturbing and barbaric.

Speaking as an immigrant myself, if people immigrate legally into a country and choose to abide by the rules as well as adapt to the culture, then that is fine. For those who refuse to conform and inflict their disgusting traditions onto the host culture, then they should have stayed where they came from.

2024-04-17

Just ignore him and he might go away

This is what I’d do. I wouldn’t even acknowledge the kid sniffer.

2024-04-172024-06-19

MOAR ’80s game arcade memes

So, here is Pac-Man, Frogger, Centipede, Donkey Kong, Asteroids, Defender, and the last two on the right are kind of small and I can’t recognize them.

For me, when my family would go to Valley West Mall in Glendale, Arizona, there was a game arcade there called Bag-A-Tel. My first go-to game was Atari’s Star Wars sit-down cabinet! If someone was there already, I’d go to Atari/Namco’s Pole Position II sit-down cabinet. I have so many great memories of that arcade. Valley West Mall died, was reborn as Manistee Town Center and died again. It was eventually demolished for the movie “Eight-Legged Freaks.”

2024-03-052024-03-05

Ulan enjoyed drawing pictures

I was recently asked to prepare an activity for junior high-level English classes to have students use gerund phrases as modifiers for verbs. I took an idea from my coworker to have the students use whiteboards draw pictures which describe sentences that they put together by drawing cards at random. I made a stack of noun cards with pictures (Darth Vader, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, a pencil, etc), a verb (enjoyed, started, or finished), plus a gerund phrase (baking cookies, talking to plants, reading a Harry Potter book, etc). The picture would depend on the verb, whether its something that just began, just finished, or is in progress. I played this game with my daughter Ulan. She used her digital blackboard to draw pictures. We played several rounds.