{"id":887,"date":"2023-05-11T22:35:36","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T13:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/?p=887"},"modified":"2023-05-16T20:44:04","modified_gmt":"2023-05-16T11:44:04","slug":"automated-dalek-waiter-robots-in-japan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2023\/05\/11\/automated-dalek-waiter-robots-in-japan\/","title":{"rendered":"Automated Dalek waiter robots in Japan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Crap. We’re doomed. So in the past few years, these robot waiters have proliferated here in Japan. With all this talk of AI, maybe it’s only a matter of time before these become self aware and decide to revolt against humans. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So the Chinese restaurant chain Bamiyan (owned by the Gusto\/Skylark group which also owns the Yume-An Japanese restaurant chain) has this completely FAWESOME Taiwanese fry bread topped with vanilla ice cream and smothered in honey, and it reminds me of the sopapillas back home in Arizona I miss so much (which can only be found in Arizona and New Mexico). Ulan and I discovered this on their dessert menu in April and holy crap, I just want to eat that every week now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What scares me is this robot that served us. It’s like a cross between a Dalek from Doctor Who<\/em> and R2-D2 from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi<\/em> (back when Star Wars was cool).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I kept expecting it to exclaim, “EXTERMINATE!”<\/em> Every time it came to our table, I tell Ulan, “Ohmygosh, it’s come back to kill us again!” But really if you think of it, how delightful it would be to be murdered by such an adorable robot. It even has a cute face and what resembles cat ears. How sweet.<\/p>\n\n\n

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But just think… once these robot servers become more advanced, we’ll have to face something more frightening. This man in the picture above didn’t leave a good enough tip, so now his robot waiter is murdering him to death in the parking lot. The man is obviously not having a good day. Of course, this won’t be a problem here in Japan since there is no tipping, but who knows what the future has in store?<\/p>\n\n\n

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And of course, we ordered milk tea boba drinks (called “tapioca” drinks here in Japan, despite these actually not<\/em> being tapioca). Ulan loves these, and unfortunately the Mini Stop convenience stores no longer serve boba drinks and it sucks. But at least Bamiyan serves them. Happy Ulan is happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Crap. We’re doomed. So in the past few years, these robot waiters have proliferated here in Japan. With all this talk of AI, maybe it’s only a matter of time before these become self aware and decide to revolt against humans. So the Chinese restaurant chain Bamiyan (owned by the Gusto\/Skylark group which also owns … <\/p>\n

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