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This dialogue actually happened yesterday morning after breakfast:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ulan: “Bring me a plastic bag. Now.”<\/mark>
Me: “What’s the magic word?”<\/mark>
Ulan: “\u2026SHIT.”<\/mark>
Me: “No, the other<\/em> magic word.”<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n

She’s crazy. But you know, I admire that. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

She’s also LITERALLY HITLER. <\/p>\n\n\n

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This dialogue actually happened yesterday morning after breakfast: Ulan: “Bring me a plastic bag. Now.”Me: “What’s the magic word?”Ulan: “\u2026SHIT.”Me: “No, the other magic word.” She’s crazy. But you know, I admire that. 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