{"id":1072,"date":"2023-06-16T07:47:27","date_gmt":"2023-06-15T22:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/?p=1072"},"modified":"2023-06-16T07:47:27","modified_gmt":"2023-06-15T22:47:27","slug":"my-daughter-is-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2023\/06\/16\/my-daughter-is-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"My daughter is insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1611-rotated.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1073\" width=\"274\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1611-rotated.jpg 480w, https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1611-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>This dialogue actually happened yesterday morning after breakfast:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-pale-pink-color\">Ulan: &#8220;Bring me a plastic bag. Now.&#8221;<\/mark><br><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-color\">Me: &#8220;What&#8217;s the magic word?&#8221;<\/mark><br><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-pale-pink-color\">Ulan: &#8220;\u2026SHIT.&#8221;<\/mark><br><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-cyan-blue-color\">Me: &#8220;No, the <em>other<\/em> magic word.&#8221;<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s crazy. But you know, I admire that. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She&#8217;s also LITERALLY HITLER. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/DSCN7248-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1074\" width=\"460\" height=\"613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/DSCN7248-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/DSCN7248-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/DSCN7248-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/DSCN7248-rotated.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This dialogue actually happened yesterday morning after breakfast: Ulan: &#8220;Bring me a plastic bag. Now.&#8221;Me: &#8220;What&#8217;s the magic word?&#8221;Ulan: &#8220;\u2026SHIT.&#8221;Me: &#8220;No, the other magic word.&#8221; She&#8217;s crazy. But you know, I admire that. She&#8217;s also LITERALLY HITLER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[102],"class_list":["post-1072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-ulan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1075,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions\/1075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}