{"id":1033,"date":"2023-06-08T19:05:47","date_gmt":"2023-06-08T10:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/?p=1033"},"modified":"2023-06-08T21:18:03","modified_gmt":"2023-06-08T12:18:03","slug":"japanese-bra-engrish-lulz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2023\/06\/08\/japanese-bra-engrish-lulz\/","title":{"rendered":"Japanese bra Engrish lulz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This is too funny. Mayu and I were at the drug store and found these bras with the ridiculous ENGRISH descriptions. We had a good laugh. People in Japan generally don&#8217;t understand English, and those responsible for the packaging of these items obviously do not either.  Let&#8217;s start with the night time bra.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1700-rotated.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1034\" width=\"283\" height=\"503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1700-rotated.jpg 480w, https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1700-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 283px) 100vw, 283px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-cyan-blue-color has-text-color\">&#8220;Bust care while sleeping. Keep bust and side meat down.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry&#8230; <em>what?<\/em> Side meat? Keep it down? No, keep it in the fridge. That&#8217;s tomorrow&#8217;s dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1699-rotated.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1035\" width=\"277\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1699-rotated.jpg 480w, https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/KIMG1699-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-cyan-blue-color has-text-color\">&#8220;This bra is just put on and a fat of a side and back is pulled.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well yeah, so you say it&#8217;s <em>just put on, <\/em>right? But that&#8217;s when it gets complicated. &#8220;A fat of a side?&#8221; Who are you calling fat? And your back is pulled? What&#8217;s going on again? I&#8217;m confused now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is what happens when you use a foreign language for decoration. Especially when you use Google Translate or something because you don&#8217;t know the language. There are stories like that one tattoo artist who was tattooing &#8220;spicy tofu&#8221; onto vapid people who didn&#8217;t know crap about Chinese characters but wanted to get permanently tattooed because they are vacuous trendies. Guys like that are heroes as far as I care. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is too funny. Mayu and I were at the drug store and found these bras with the ridiculous ENGRISH descriptions. We had a good laugh. People in Japan generally don&#8217;t understand English, and those responsible for the packaging of these items obviously do not either. Let&#8217;s start with the night time bra. &#8220;Bust care &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2023\/06\/08\/japanese-bra-engrish-lulz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Japanese bra Engrish lulz&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-japan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1033"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1040,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions\/1040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}