I've probably written something new by now. So go read it.
Mexican dinner
Sure, I'll have some refried beans
You'll regret it, though.
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Glub glub, I'm a fish
Gosh, swimming is so boring
Glub glub. Oh look, food!
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Android celeb girl
Let's call her Justin Bieber
Pretend she's a boy
With android Miley Cyrus
They'll suit our plans perfectly
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Justin Bieber, fool!
Her defective programming
"Duh, what's Germany?"
She'll ruin our strategy
For the robot takeover!
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I think I'm in love
With Etna from Disgaea
Sexiest body
For a video game girl
She's a DFC goddess
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Call from Darth Vader
Wants me to zap Alderaan
But I'm still on break!
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Clawing at my door
Ack! A zombie apocalypse!
Now where's my shotgun?
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Someone once told me
"Greg, make your own happiness!"
So, I'll make my own
Tin foil, silly putty
Got any popsicle sticks?
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Insult sword fighting
Such as, "How appropriate.
You fight like a cow."
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Bee dee bee dee beep.
Wilma was mine, 'til you came.
Get lost, Buck Rogers!
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So when I grow up
I'll be a Gundam pilot
Then I'll blow stuff up
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Fearsome, imposing
He's the Phantom of Krankor
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaa!"
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While playing Xbox
Dead or Alive Volleyball
Zaphod Beeblebrox
That third hand can be useful
For, well, you know what I mean
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Commander Data
If he drinks, does he go pee?
I've always wondered...
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Dumping trash before
Going into hyperspace
Hey, that's littering!
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I have a question
So if your head was the sun
Could you see shadows?
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These donuts have an
Antimatter cream filling
That helps you lose weight
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You're listening to
Music from Lady Ga Ga
Gosh, you make me sick
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If I were normal
Sports, TV shows, pop music
I'd jump off a bridge
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IG-88
Bounty hunter, assassin
Target: Santa Claus
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It takes three Cylons
To fly a Cylon Raider
Yet they still suck. WHY?
I've probably written something new by now. So go read it.
Go back to the "Greg's Life" Table of Contents
"He has defeated us numerous times. What makes him think he can do it again?" ---MST3K
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