{"id":960,"date":"2023-05-28T09:44:53","date_gmt":"2023-05-28T00:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/?p=960"},"modified":"2025-02-15T16:50:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T07:50:13","slug":"the-count-on-the-death-star-trench-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2023\/05\/28\/the-count-on-the-death-star-trench-run\/","title":{"rendered":"The Count on the Death Star trench run"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"854\" height=\"455\" src=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Gold5-Count.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-961\" srcset=\"http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Gold5-Count.jpg 854w, http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Gold5-Count-300x160.jpg 300w, http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Gold5-Count-768x409.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A stupid image I made a few years ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stupid image I made a few years ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[27,3],"tags":[250,106],"class_list":["post-960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-science-fiction","tag-meme","tag-star-wars"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1497,"url":"http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2024\/05\/19\/172-y-wing-sofubi-kit-by-argonauts\/","url_meta":{"origin":960,"position":0},"title":"1:72 Y-Wing sofubi kit by Argo Nauts","date":"2024-05-19","format":false,"excerpt":"On my nerd shopping expedition with my friend Lou at the end of April, I was at a Book Off Plus in Maebashi and took a look at this kit. 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