{"id":359,"date":"2022-08-03T23:36:34","date_gmt":"2022-08-03T23:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/?p=359"},"modified":"2025-02-15T16:49:50","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T07:49:50","slug":"gorn-capn-crunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2022\/08\/03\/gorn-capn-crunch\/","title":{"rendered":"Gorn Cap&#8217;n Crunch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/gorncapncrunch.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-360\" width=\"318\" height=\"459\" srcset=\"http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/gorncapncrunch.jpg 210w, http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/gorncapncrunch-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[27,3],"tags":[250,47],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-science-fiction","tag-meme","tag-star-trek"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":960,"url":"http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2023\/05\/28\/the-count-on-the-death-star-trench-run\/","url_meta":{"origin":359,"position":0},"title":"The Count on the Death Star trench run","date":"2023-05-28","format":false,"excerpt":"A stupid image I made a few years ago.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;humor&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Gold5-Count.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":334,"url":"http:\/\/stevethefish.net\/stuff\/index.php\/2022\/07\/28\/commemorating-the-40th-anniversary-of-1982-the-best-year-for-science-fiction\/","url_meta":{"origin":359,"position":1},"title":"Commemorating the 40th anniversary of 1982: the best year for science fiction","date":"2022-07-28","format":false,"excerpt":"Up for some science fiction movie viewing for summer? 1982 was the most prolific movie for science fiction films. 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