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COOL Hi, welcome to my hompeage!~ In case you haen't gessed, my favorite band is Metallica. You should listen to Metallica, cuz they rock. I like them allot. Metallica rulez! I also like Mega Death and Korn. I like Korn because that's my favorite vegetalbe. Also, I liek Marilyn Manson because he hates lots of people, like me. I mean, I hate lots of people, too. I hate my parents because they don't give me an allowance. I thinik they are fonies.

I also like playing Resident Evil games by Capcom. I think tehy are cool because I can shoot zombies in half iwth a shotgun and I can see their intestinnes and they bled allot.

Click here for pictures of my dog, Samhain. Once I made him drink beer and he puked on my parent's favorite carpet.

METALLICA RULEZ!

Go see Hampterdance.com! It's one of my favorite webpages. I think the music it's so funny. I'm not gay, though. I heard a rumor that Richard Gear put a hampster up his butt, but Im not sure if this really happened. Once I put a firecracker up a hampster's butt and made him blow up. That was the fourth of july.

If you have ICQ, My Number is 666666668688928181234. I want to chat and meet people and make friends and stuff. If you are a 14 year old girl and want to meet a nice guy, please talk to me! All teh kids at school pick on me, but I'm really cool. PLease, I reaaaaaaally, reeeeaaally wanna meet a girl! I promise that I am a cool person and that you will liek me! Thankx for looking at my homepaeg!

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