In capable hands, while weilding a light bulb and a pencil, a hero can defeat the butterflies and save the Earth. You see, the Yellow Planet tries to take over the Earth with their butterflies, so the Red Planet must save Earth. The only things that can repel the butterflies are plastic knives, rubber bands, and popsicle sticks. The day of reckoning shall occur when all five planets are aligned with each other. Until that day, we are to be constantly attacked by these evil, invisible butterflies. So beware the butterflies! They are everywhere, and they are watching you. Wear a rubber band around your wrist, and carry a plastic knife wherever you go.
You can find plenty of interesting people wandering around at Denny's. If you don't believe me, just stay there for any lenght of time and make an effort to start conversations with people there. Some may be polite, some may be rude. Some may have a very interesting story to tell you, and you can have fascinating conversations with people from all over the world. On the other hand, some of them are truly sick and need to be institutionalized, so be careful. Here's a few types people to stay away from conversations with, according to the Sam & Max Travelogue:
---Gigantic waitresses from towns named after amphibians calling you "Darlin'" in some kind of gooey accent.
---The chain-smoking guy with five teeth and a screw-on toupee yammering relentlessly at his imaginary playmate. Make eye contact and you've got a friend for life!
I hope this helps. Remember: have fun, and beware of the butterflies!
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